__JOKE PAGE # 2__       1.                 To Be, Or Not To Be ? That ain't supposed to be used as a question stupid Stay Tuned .............   2.                  A young African American man named Alan greeting his friend Joe said ? Hey Joe you alright today ? Joe says Yeah man, I just feel like the color of the sky ! So Alan says, You feel white, like the clouds ? Joe looks at him like an idiot and says, NO STUPID I FEEL BLUE, WHAT PLANET WERE YOU BORN ON ? Alan says"  PLUTO " !           JOE'S MOUTH DROPS OPEN AND SHAKES HIS HEAD           Stay Tuned .............   3.         Hey Brother Why do so many Young Black Men wear Bald Heads. Don't tell anyone I told you Sister. But most of them young boys are scared and believe that birds might make a nest and live in their Afro's for FREE forever. That’s why they go bald headed because they can not collect monthly rent fees from birds. Don't tell any of those Gangster HIP HOP Boys I Told You That !        They'll Kill Me ............   4.                  Alma why do you want a skinny man to be your husband, when their are plenty of good muscular, regular and fat size men out there. Well Sally I'm 200 pounds and when its Friday and that skinny man comes home from work and says he ain't got " NO MONEY "! I'm going to sit on him until he tells me where his bank account book is. Can't do that with a FAT Man, or muscle bound man Sally Now can I ... Ah. Ha, Ha Haaaaaa.........               Stay Tuned .............   5.                 The other day the IND C Local Train went Express, No lie, I was standing on the Shepherd Ave Train Station Platform when it went by ........                          Stay Tuned ............  { Top } 6.                A Lady Customer Walks Into A Beauty Salon and Say's= I need a beauty treatment. THE BEAUTY ATTENDANT SAY'S= SORRY Lady their is no beauty treatment in the world we could ever give or use on you that could repair a face like that. The Customer Say's= " WELL I NEVER " ! ! ! THEN THE BEAUTY ATTENDANT SAY'S= Well Now You Have, and Don't Ever  Say, " Nobody Didn't Tell You Lady " !           Stay Tuned .............   7.                  John bring me my hearing aide out of the room ! Here's your Lemonade Grandma. " LEMONADE ", JOHN WHEN YOU DO FIND MY HEARING AIDE,  Put it in your ear and keep it , because you need it more than I do.           Stay Tuned ................   8.                 Yo AL, Tell Me what do they mean by Ater Scool Prorams. Well after school programs are for people like you, that graduated from High School Who Can't Read, Can't Count, Can't Write and  " Can't Spell, " SUCKER " !            " A-aaaa "                    Stay Tuned................   9.                  Man it's raining cats and dogs out here, and I got holes in both shoes ? Sam all you have to do is go over to Tony's Store on Sutter Ave, buy some crazy glue and some of his FRESH Boloney Meat. Put the glue on the Baloney and paste it over the holes in your shoes. Tony's meat is as tuff as leather and when you get home I bet you your feet will be "Dry AS HELL" !                                                                       Stay Tuned...................   10.             " Girl Your So FINE ", " I'd Drink Your Bath Water If You Let Me Right NOW", Aaah Your Lying, Really I'd Do Anything For You BaBE, You Would ! " Definitely Mom-mie " ! Well I just happen to have some fresh dirty bath water right here inside of this here soda bottle, Start Sipping Baby ! Aaaa, Aaaa                                                   Stay Tuned …………..   11.              " Polly Vu Von Say ", That's all the French I speak Mister. Wee, Wee " MisSure " . Oh I get it, you have to go to the bathroom or something Ha ........... " Ak - To -Leeba  NO, NO STUPID "  !                            Stay Tuned ………………..   { Top } 12.             They keep saying London Bridge is falling down. So I got on a plane one day flew to London to check it out for myself. I went there and stood on the bridge as the demolition men were fixing it. Do you know that Day London Bridge, Did Finally Fall Down " that day. NO Lie, " I was on it " !                                                    Stay Tuned ......   13.             Sam has a major retail business in the community on the corner. He's been doing business there for over 8 year's and has been getting rich. The only problem is, when the police drive or walk by. He closes his store down by kicking over the cardboard box and letting the three bent Ace Cards fall to the floor. --            [ Smile ] 14.            After landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......  About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'  The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'  So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work This joke was  E-mailed 2 us by:  Ms fuller from a friend   All original jokes by                     Randy Hudson    E-mail Us =  = = Got an original joke for posting contact =  { Joke Page #1 } { Top }